Since summer began, Luke's big brother has been staying up way too late at night, which causes him to sleep far too late in the morning. It really is a chore to wake him up. One morning, not too long ago, I heard Luke attempting to do just that. What I heard was . . .
"Jake! Wake up Jake!!"
Then when Luke didn't receive any response from his big brother, he continued . . .
"Okay then. I guess you don't want to play with these cool cars I have under my pillow! I guess you don't want to play with these cool cars Jake."
I suppose he just used whatever reasoning that would have worked on himself. In any case, he did not succeed in convincing his big brother to get out of bed.