My husband is just finishing up giving the kids a bath. Bath time is like a big party with toys, bubbles, and live entertainment. Sometimes my husband plays the role of a clown and sometimes he is an instigator. Tonight, he took on the role of stand-up comedian.
A few minutes ago, he yelled to me from the bathroom and said . . .
"Karen, can you order a new butt online for Jake? This one's got a crack in it!"
Jake thought it was hilarious. Don't tell my husband, but I laughed a little bit to myself too.