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"Never give a cat a zerbert."
- The Father of My Children
If you do not know what a "zerbert" is, here is the official definition according to the Urban Dictionary:
zerbert = creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.
Let's just say I didn't even bother to ask what led up to his feeling the need to tell me that.
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