"Hello! My name is Mr. L. T. Bag. I don't get used as often as most laptop bags, but when they do let me out of that lonely dark closet, I certainly do get to go on some fun adventures. My owner must think very highly of me. He always takes me on the plane with him when he travels. He depends on me to carry his ever-important laptop, but also he crams all my pockets full of random things. I have carried anything from snacks to toiletries to magazines. I love going on these adventures, but sometimes I think my owner doesn't consider my feelings at all. Tell me the truth, my leather is starting to stretch and look saggy, isn't it?"
